Dr. Johnson's Research Papers

Welcome to Dr. Johnson's research papers, where the most fascinating and utterly incomprehensible ideas are presented with reckless abandon.

• Paper 1: "The Inconvenience of Inconvenience" (2019)
• Paper 2: "The Unimportance of Unimportance" (2020)
• Paper 3: "The Non-Existent Theory of Nothing" (2022)

Dr. Johnson has graciously offered to share his research with the general public. Please do not attempt to make sense of it.